Johnny was pissed. I was a bad girl. He found this ad in the paper and decided that was good punishment for what I did. Fuck the old guy, and he'll get off my back. Why not? Plus I really did kick the shit out of that little slut girlfriend of his. Like she DIDN'T fucking deserve it...

This girl was cheating on her boyfriend, and that's my brother, ya know? So I was defending his honor. And I didn't think he would be all pissy like that and take revenge out on me. She was the slut but I got fucked. Irony. She left me all bruised, but I got her good. Ha ha ha!